Meet Yankee! Yankee is a very handsome pitbull that has been playing at Central Bark for four years! His shiny black coat and sleek muscular body make him very popular amongst the lady pups; he doesn’t understand why his application for The Bachelor keeps getting denied. Below are some more fun facts about this awesome boy:
- As an expert carpenter, Yankee is very active in Habitat for Humanity. Given how handsome he looks in a hard hat, it’s no wonder all the girls whistle at him as he walks down the street.
- Yankee’s favorite movie is the Patriot. He is so fascinated with this great nation that he has memorized the Constitution, Preamble and the Bill or Rights in English and French.
- Eventually, he wants to start his own business but is torn between two ideas: 1) a florist shop called Yankee Doodle Dandelions or 2) an Asian Fusion restaurant called Yankee Noodle Dandy.
- Ironically, Yankee secretly loves the Red Sox.
- Currently, Yankee is working with a lawyer in hopes of receiving royalties every time a Yankee Candle is purchased.
- FYI: If this Yankee Doodle actually went to town, he would be riding a majestic stallion, not a pony.
Congratulations Mr. Halloween 2015! We hope you have a spook-tacular month!