Congratulations Wayne!

Meet Wayne!

Add a dash of Bassett Hound, a sprinkle of Rottweiler and a full cup of cuteness and you have Wayne! This seven year old cutie patootie has been around for years… since August 2011 to be exact.  In his time, Wayne has taken on the role of playgroup greeter, and is always ready with a smile and a compliment for his friends when they arrive.  He is charming, confident and very cool. Below are some more Wayne-bits:

  • Despite his nickname “Lil Wayne” he isn’t a fan of rap music. He prefers Motown.
  • His favorite show is “I Love Lucy” because it reminds him of his favorite Central Bark girlfriend, Lucy the Westi-poo.
  • Wayne loves to throw parties, just in the hopes of someone saying “Party on Wayne!”
  • His favorite cookies are Fig Newtons.
  • Wayne was called in three times to read for the role of young Bruce in the new series Gotham. Sadly, the director decided to go in another direction and chose someone else. Wayne has since then boycotted the show and the Fox Channel.
  • Wayne is often mistaken for a stuffed animal. This has lead to many altercations at local Toys R Us stores around the Chicagoland area.
  • Out of all the Waynes, he fancies himself most as John Wayne and he likes to call everyone “Pilgrim.”

Congratulations Wayne! You make the cutest Santa!

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